What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?